You don't have time to figure out social. I did it the fun way. 100k+ followers in under a year, and I'll teach you to do the same for your business, the way you actually want to. No monthly bill for posts you never see.
About me
I'm David William Bryan, an Edinburgh-based content creator and founder of SOMETHINGCOOL. I gained 100k+ followers in under a year across TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, posting every single day. A fair chunk of Edinburgh already knows my face. Living proof this actually works.
I've already done the year of failing and figuring it out, and I'm still experimenting every day to stay ahead. You get the shortcut, and the latest insights.
Why listen to me
The plan
We start by diagnosing exactly how you're doing on social, so I can see how I can help. And if nothing's working yet, don't worry. We'll start from scratch.
I'll teach you to post at least once a day. Once that's natural and fun, posting far more becomes easy. The goal: 100 great-quality posts a month, minimum, then we scale, while shrinking the time it takes.
We map your brand pillars together, so you stay consistent and do it the way you actually want to: tone, style, aesthetic. The way I work adapts to any business.
Keep your current customers engaged while constantly attracting new ones. 90%+ of the people who watch your stuff have probably never seen you before, so we keep your followers happy and aim everything at all those new people too.
The opening
I'll be frank with you. Social media growth in Edinburgh is there for the taking.
I'm growing fast because I'm serving a relentless appetite for Edinburgh content that almost nobody is providing. That gap is wide open, and it's yours to take advantage of.
The algorithms got so good they'll put you in front of your future customers: the people already here, and the ones who haven't even arrived yet.
Wouldn't you want to reach them first, before your competitors do? I can show you how.
Before you say it…
Addressing your concerns…
“You'll charge me monthly and not even post for me?”
I won't need to. I'm teaching you to do it yourself: a skill you keep forever, not a bill you pay forever.
“Why would I stay once you've taught me everything?”
It keeps evolving. Platforms shift, AI changes everything, the support stays worth it. You'll stay because you want to.
“No time.”
It's about bang for your buck. If a little time brought incredible results, it'd be worth it, and the whole goal is to shrink that time until it's hyper-efficient.
“I hate being on camera.”
Then don't be on it. There are plenty of other ways in.
“Why don't I just schedule all my posts?”
The lack of agility shows. It goes robotic, never fresh, and that makes it far harder to gain traction.
“What if I already run ads?”
Even better. Get great at organic, spot which posts land, then put budget behind those. Tested content makes far stronger ads.
“Tried it once, nothing happened.”
You tried it alone, with no system. Not the same thing.
“I want customers, not followers.”
Dominating on social matters more than ever for any business, especially a brick-and-mortar one. Sales and brand both.
In your business
I'll train someone on your team to run the whole thing, no prior experience needed.
Want to do it yourself? I'll teach you to do it extremely efficiently.
Building a personal brand rather than a business? I can help with that too.
My guarantee
If you fully commit for three months and you're not satisfied, I'll refund you every penny, no questions asked. If you're not happy, I'm not happy.
And when you're ready for more
Behind the content sits the real product: custom AI engines that remove the biggest constraint in your business, delivered live in your own HQ. Social is where most people start. It's rarely where they stop.
Keep the soul.
Gain the scale.
Let's see if we're a fit
What should social media do for you?
What's the price range of your products?
Which best describes your role?
What's your monthly marketing budget?
This is what tells us if now's the right time.
Please only book a call if you're genuinely interested. Best case, we're a great fit. Worst case, you walk away with advice you can use tomorrow.